Here is the list of things that are missing in our house as we start this new year:
-our DVD remote.
We are forced to now watch EVERY preview on Mimi's new Tigger movie, and
have said goodbye to any chance of just skipping ahead a few chapters, because we can't bear the thought of watching that first opening scene of Tigger bouncing down Eeyore's house ONE MORE TIME!!!
-my makeup brush.
As I went to go get ready for our big night out of New Year's Eve, I reached for the brush I use to put on my powder/foundation. It's the ONE non-negotiable part of my makeup routine. It hides my fabulous brown spots that have held on since my sixth month of pregnancy, as well as tries to camouflage the fact that my face hasn't seen the sun apparently in months. It was NOWHERE to be found.
My suspicion is that a little tiny troll (about two feet high) who lives in our house keeps walking away with our stuff. She has been spotted in drawers and cabinets, pulling yards of dental floss, Mama's fancy pearl earrings and various hair products with her. Due to the odd nature of the places that she decides to keep her treasures, it may very well be NEXT year until we find our beloved things. (See the "hair spray" incident: a bottle of expensive hair product was missing for a month or two, and was recently recovered under a certain someone's crib mattress, while we were lowering the crib!)
If you know of the whereabouts of any of these items, you are asked to please call the Turrill family.
No comments:
Post a Comment